Mas Selamat and his hoax

Where the hell is this Mas Selamat guy?

Can't you just surrender? I'm tired of seeing your face everywhere I go.

Bus stops.
Lifts.
MRT Stations.
Shopping Centres.

The ever first escape from a detention center in Singapore. This could be recorded in the Guiness World Book of Records.

How can a limping man, escape from a center that has surveillance cameras everywhere, securities on 24 hours duty, a one entry and exit point, fences with barb wires and during a toilet break?!

I've had enough dose of Michael Scofield from Prison Break but.....

Mas Selamat?
Michael Scofield?
Same initials but.. definitely no similarities. At all.

I still don't get it man. How can he escape? Carelessness of the security? A well planned escape? Involvement with inside people?
There was even a delay of almost four hours before the public knew about the escape of this dangerous man.

Is the media hiding something?
The media and press are known to cover up flaws and modify the facts.
Is the public blinded by the real truth?
The public does not have other ways in finding out the "behind-the-scenes" action but rather take in on what the press and media are publishing and broadcasting.
Could it be that this man used "magic"?
Other than the crazy Chris Angel Mindfreak, I don't think anyone can just vanish in thin air and I don't think the Prophet Muhammad S.A.W history could have repeated where Allah made the enemies blinded to help Prophet escape.

So what is it?
Why is everyone so clueless about his escape?

Kudos to Mas Selamat for escaping without leaving a single trace. It really is very smart, for a limping man.

Other than having no evidence of his escape, Singaporeans are becoming so afraid. I mean, talk about being kiasu, but I think it's kinda ridiculous. I believe everyone has a mobile phone and so if you spot him, just dial 999. It's an emergency call so even if you are low on credit, you can still call the police. Why is everyone being so panicky and uptight? Relax people.

For all you know, he could have just been playing hide and seek. He could have been in his bunk sleeping for all he cares and we are acting like a bunch of overreacting mofos trying to find him at the smallest of holes and the darkest of jungles.

Other than to scare the shit out of Singaporeans, Mas Selamat has been and become a popular figure, maybe not for many but this one 58 year old man.

SINGAPORE: Police have arrested a 58-year-old man after he made a threatening call claiming to be escaped Jemaah Islamiyah detainee Mas Selamat Kastari.

In a news release on Friday, police said the man had also threatened to attack multiple locations.

The call was made from a public telephone at Block 10 at Haig Road at about 5.10pm on Thursday.

Investigations into the case are going on.

The Police have issued a warning that it will not hesitate to take firm action against those committing such offences.
(Source)

This is really funny. To the 58 year old man, I give thanks to you for making my day. You are so funny. LOL.

Gosh. Mas Selamat became popular after less than 24 hours. Even Micheal Jackson had to be soaked in bleach and learn the moon dance with glittery jackets and pants with lengths that go down to a few centimetres before his ankle, before everyone fainted for him. Gee.

To Mas Selamat,

If you are in a jungle or forest, and there happens to be a wireless connection you can tap on, and you happened to have stolen a laptop or a wifi-enabled mobile phone after the escape, and you come acress my blog, reading this shit...

JUST BLOODY HELL SURRENDER LA!!!!

Yours Sincerely,
A very irritated Singaporean